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Wedding Date: Sent Thursday, July 23, 2015 Category: None

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A five-year-old boy was in church with his parents, witnessing the wedding of a family friend.

"Mommy," he whispered, "why does the lady wear white?"

His mother smiled and whispered back, "Because she is very happy to be getting married."

The little boy thought for a moment, then replied, "So why does the man wear black?"

Received from Nigel Irwin.