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Tuesday, December 24, 2024 |
Punny Wednesday 2 Date: Sent Wednesday, February 3, 2016 Category: None | Rating: 2.04/5 (68 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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A store for singles is a "meet" market.
They honored the French chef by giving him the quiche to the city. (Win Ben Stein's Money)
Barbie's fave sports team is the Doll-fins. (Cynthia MacGregor)
I once saw a tribal chief eat an entire Websters dictionary. We gave him castor oil for a week but never got a word out of him. (Bradley)
The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Gag-O-Matic)
I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said "Outlook not so good." I said, "Sure, but Microsoft still ships it." (Aiken Drum)
Received from Stan Kegel.
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