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Valentine's Day Shorts Date: Sent Friday, February 12, 2016 Category: None

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an apple.

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hugs and quiches!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!