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Tugboat Captains Date: Sent Wednesday, February 8, 2017 Category: None

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Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains, who had been friends for years, would always cry, "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other.

A new crewman asked his boat's mate, "What do they do that for?"

The mate looked surprised and replied, "You mean that you've never heard of ... an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?"

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