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HARVARD BEING SUED FOR DISCRIMINATING AGAINST 'F' STUDENTS
BOSTON, MA - Harvard University is facing a lawsuit stemming from allegations that it discriminates against 'F' Students. Jeremy Slowboy, spokesman
for the group 'Americans for Equal Rights for Under-Achievers', told BNN, "We find it troubling that Harvard has never admitted a student with a 0.0
GPA in its entire 363 year history. How can an institution of higher learning, like Harvard, be so backwards and outdated? 'F' students have just as
much of a right to an Ivy-League education as any other student in America. We praise those people who helped bring this lawsuit against the
university and hope that it will force Harvard and other universities to end their discrimination policies."
Admisions Officials at Harvard claim that if they are forced to admit under-achievers, the University will lose its prestige and could go under. BNN's
legal correspondent, Johnny Cockroach, sees things differently. Said Cockroach, "Discrimination is wrong no matter what it's based upon. It is time we
faced up the fact that mental discrimination has no place in our society."
Disclaimer: This story is totally false not one shred of it is true! It was created for entertainment purposes ONLY. Any resemblance to the truth
is purely coincidental.
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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