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Milk Date: Sent Friday, June 20, 2014 Category: None

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One day a farmer died. His elderly widow was always bedridden and very depressed. Their son tried everything he could think of to cheer her up, but nothing worked. He spoke to the doctor and was told a shot of whiskey would perk her up some and should be given to her nightly. This would make it easier for her to sleep at night and should make her better humored each day that passed.

But the son knew his mother didn't believe in liquor. So the doctor told him to put it in her food or drink. So the boy went home and put the whiskey in her milk. That night she slept like a baby and woke up feeling wonderful. Each evening she had her shot of whiskey and milk and woke the following morning feeling more and more cheerful.

When the boy suggested one day that they sell the farm and move closer to the city, his mother said, "Son, you can do anything you want to, but DON'T SELL THAT COW!"

Received from Irene A. Mystery.