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Thursday, October 31, 2024 |
Thanksgiving Short Ones Date: Sent Thursday, November 28, 2019 Category: None | Rating: 2.50/5 (46 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Q. What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
A. "All About That Baste."
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn't quit "cold turkey."
Q. If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A. Goblet.
Q. What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
A. Gobble-ins!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. - Kevin James
Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock.
A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying 'that smells good'
to be helping. - Jimmy Fallon
Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A. A poultry-geist!
Received from Michael Day.
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