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What to do with bin Laden Date: Sent Thursday, October 18, 2001 Category: None

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Absolutely the best suggestion I've seen so far on what to do with bin Laden:

1. Killing him will only create a martyr.
2. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces or SEALs covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban!

Received from Rusty Beckett.