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Douglas Adams   
Date: Sent Friday, April 11, 2025
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Douglas Adams is the author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.
The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
disinclination to do so.
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
The point is, you see," said Ford, "that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in
and save your sanity for later."
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong
goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Solutions nearly always come from the direction you least expect, which means there's no point trying to look in that direction because it won't be
coming from there.
Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots
We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
- From AZquotes.com
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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