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Kurt Vonnegut Quotes Date: Sent Monday, April 7, 2025 Category: None

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It's a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

I don't know what's going on, and I'm probably not smart enough to understand if somebody was to explain it to me. All I know is we're being tested somehow, by somebody or some thing a whole lot smarter than us, and all I can do is be friendly and keep calm and try and have a nice time till it's over.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.

I don't know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. I belong to an unholy disorder. We call ourselves "Our Lady of Perpetual Astonishment."

Everything is nothing, with a twist.

Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

Science is magic that works.

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

Received from Wayne Onaka.