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food for thought.
here's another one. 
If a turtle loses his shell is he considered naked or homeless? 
Or why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Isn't it scary that a doctors work is called practice? 
If little birdys bump they're heads what do they see? 
 If sheep can't fall asleep what do they count? 
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1.  How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of
just murdered?
2.  If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
3.  Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
4.  Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny
for
your thoughts?" Where's
that extra penny going?
5.  Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
6.  Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
7.  What did cured ham actually have?
8.  How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
9.  Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up
like every two hours and cry?
10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
11. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
12. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
13. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
14. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss
America?
15. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
you
naked anyway.
16. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does she/he call?
17. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing.  If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
in
the first place!
18. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky
dunk."
19. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
20. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
fallen asleep  yet.
21. My husband says I never listen to him.  At least I think that's what
he
said.
22. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they
can
in prison?
23. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!
24. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
 
 
 
 
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