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Only in America,

do people buy John Deere tractors to mow their lawn,

drive their car to go to a store two blocks away,

buy automatic electric pencil sharpeners,

and then pay even more money for membership in a gym to get some
exercise.



Additional note on psychics:

I once got a post card from a psychic in Florida, addressed to a previous
occupant, saying "It is very important that you contact us immediately.
We have some very important information on a matter of urgency to your
life and future."

I sent it back marked "If you are so smart, why don't you know he hasn't
been here for the last two years."


Siarlys


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