[GCFL-discuss] re] How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

John
I think Jeanene like this one.

greenBubble 

Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] [GCFL.net] How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change
A Light Bulb?


OHMYGOSH!  This is hysterical!
I left my very very very favorite ones in.  They all had me cracking up.
And it's 1:47am!!!
But the very funniest has to be the poodle.  Thanks for sending this one.  I
am a cat person, but all my dog person friends will wake up to this in their
inboxes.
Jeanene
 

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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

4. Rottweiler: Make me.
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



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