[GCFL-discuss] [GCFL.net] How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

Dude this is sweet!!! My g/f has a Dachshund and that soooo much like her
dog! Thanks John!

God bless ya'll!
Lance
John 8:32 "You will know the Truth and the Truth will set you free."

On Thu,  7 Jul 2005 03:00:07 -0500 (CDT) "The Good, Clean Funnies List"
<gcfl-info at gcfl.net> writes:
> 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
> we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
> worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
> 
> 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
> that's not up to code.
> 
> 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
> 
> 4. Rottweiler: Make me.
> 
> 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
> in the dark.
> 
> 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
> light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
> Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
> 
> 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
> people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed
> any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no
> one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
> 
> 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
> bouncing off the walls and furniture.
> 
> 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
> see a light bulb?
> 
> 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
> carpet in the dark.
> 
> 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
> 
> 12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there
> ...
> 
> 13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
> 
> 14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
> in a little circle ...
> 
> 15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
> he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my
> nails will be dry.
> 
> The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
> change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will
> it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
> massage?"
> 
> ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
> MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
> 
> Received from Glen F Davis.