[GCFL-discuss] 5 tips for you guys who retired

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Can't help but respond to this one.

Do Not reorganize your wife's kitchen!  It is my kitchen not hers, I built it. I let her in to do the dishes and pots and pans.

Do Not attempt to teach her how to cook.  When she does cook its at my direction, she can't cook. I do most of the cooking.

You may come into the kitchen to do dishes. Yea right.

Go out occasionally to air yourself out. I fully intend to get out as much an my funds will allow. I am looking for a trike and expect to go on long trips. Did I mention that my wife doesn't like motorcycles and has a bad back?    For those that don't know, a Trike is a three wheeled motorcycle

Have fun. You can count on it...


Dave
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List 
  To: Shirley Heit 
  Sent: Wednesday, January 25, 2006 7:29 AM
  Subject: [GCFL-discuss] 5 tips for you guys who retired


  Some Good Ideas for guys who recently retired.  (Dave Congratulations)  This will lengthen & improve your life.
    a.. Do Not reorganize your wife's kitchen!  You may think it's your kitchen too, but she doesn't think so.   
    b.. Do Not attempt to teach her how to cook...she's  been doing it for at least 20 years and has already figured it out. 
    c.. You may come into the kitchen to do dishes...this will result in hugs & kisses 
    d.. Go out occasionally to air yourself out...golf, fishing, shopping etc.  Stay out for at least 2 hours.  This will result in happy wife, hugs & kisses.  You may call on cell phone to let her know your thinking of her. 
    e.. Have fun!  Enjoy & appreciate each other! 
  Carla ( whose husband retired early )




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