[GCFL-discuss] [GCFL-editors] Welcome To The Republican Party (Monday, November 6, 2006)

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I'm sure I'll be getting a lot of flack for this one! Darn
Democracts can't take a joke. :)  I'm kidding!

jp

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> COMMENT: politcal, pro republican
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> A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of
> college. She considered herself to be a very liberal
> Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican.
> 
> One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and
> his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her
> and asked her how she was doing in school.
> 
> She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough.
> She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and
> party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't
> really have many college friends because of spending all her
> time studying.
> 
> He asked, "How is your friend Mary." She replied that Mary
> was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but
> was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the
> time. Why she often didn't show up for classes because she
> was hung over.
> 
> Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's
> office and ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and
> give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they
> would both have a 3.0 GPA.
> 
> The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair, I
> worked really hard for mine and Mary has done nothing."
> 
> The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the
> Republican Party."
> 
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and...........ooooohhhhhh, that's much better...

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