[GCFL-discuss] [GCFL-editors] Welcome To The Republican Party (Monday, November 6, 2006)

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

Awsome John!!!
~Lance

On 11/2/06, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List <
gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote:
>
> I'm sure I'll be getting a lot of flack for this one! Darn
> Democracts can't take a joke. :)  I'm kidding!
>
> jp
>
> On Thu, Nov 02, 2006 at 02:50:01AM -0600, gcfl-staff at gcfl.net wrote:
> > This message will be mailed out on Monday, November 6, 2006.
> > You can review it anytime at
> > http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20061106
> >
> > COMMENT: politcal, pro republican
> > -----
> > A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of
> > college. She considered herself to be a very liberal
> > Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican.
> >
> > One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and
> > his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her
> > and asked her how she was doing in school.
> >
> > She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough.
> > She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and
> > party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't
> > really have many college friends because of spending all her
> > time studying.
> >
> > He asked, "How is your friend Mary." She replied that Mary
> > was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but
> > was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the
> > time. Why she often didn't show up for classes because she
> > was hung over.
> >
> > Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's
> > office and ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and
> > give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they
> > would both have a 3.0 GPA.
> >
> > The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair, I
> > worked really hard for mine and Mary has done nothing."
> >
> > The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the
> > Republican Party."
> >
> > Received from Andy Chaps The Funnies.
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>
> --
> A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't
> have to go. You'll just be walking down the street,
> and...........ooooohhhhhh, that's much better...
>
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