[GCFL-discuss] Fw: [GCFL.net] The Shortest Books Ever Written

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

Yes, and when Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" was shown (one of
the few movies not written specifically to allow Gibson to showcase his
beautiful body), someone left the theater saying "It wasn't as good as
the book."

siarlys

On Sun, 2 Aug 2009 23:27:15 -0400 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> writes:
There was a movie about Pocahontas some time ago.  (I didn't see it,
since I don't go to movies, but i read about it.)  Leaving the theatre,
someone was overheard saying, "Couldn't they come up with a better name
than 'John Smith'?"
 
greenBubble




Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: [GCFL.net] The Shortest Books Ever
Written


What can I say Lance? It's a joke.
It has a similar foundation to the joke greenBubble contributed, about
the sign saying "Need Help? Call Jesus" followed by an 800 #. You
probably remember the punch line, but... a Mexican guy showed up driving
a tow truck.
 
The funny part is (this is where the joke is totally ruined by explaining
it, as the blind man said in the bar full of blondes)... English speaking
people don't name their kids Jesus, but many Hispanic cultures do name
male children Jesus.
 
Siarlys
 
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 01:38:50 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> writes:
His name isn't Puerto Rican... He was here LONG before they were. ... Or
are you proposing we say/read it diff because of the Puerto Ricans??
/confused

Lance



On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 5:51 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List <gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote:

These are all good, but if Jesus was Jewish, how come he's got a Puerto
Rican name?

Siarlys

 


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