[GCFL-discuss] [GCFL.net] Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

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Our only family car is an SUV.  It has a name:  The Beast.  It does not fit in the garage:  it is longer than the distance between the wall and the garage door.
It was necessary when we bought it brand new in 1999 because we had four children and two or three foster children (8 or 9 in our family).  Now it's just me, my hubby and our 7 year old.  Seats 8 comfortably.  Over 180K miles.  44 gallon tank.  TEN cup holders!  Less than 12 miles per gallon highway.
It's paid for.  Now what should we do?
Jeanene
-If you spin around on your chair really fast, things around here will make a lot more sense.

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  Signs Your SUV Is Too Big
  ~ Your garage is larger than your house.
  ~ Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as
  "downsizing."
  ~ It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo
  Metro into orbit.
  ~ It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down
  into an entire field, complete with goals.
  ~ You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's
  seat.
  ~ Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.
  ~ Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.
  ~ The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.
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