[GCFL-discuss] [GCFL.net] Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

I bet there is someone out there that would buy it.

12 mpg... OUCH!

jp

On Tue, Feb 3, 2009 at 11:53, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List <
gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote:

>  Our only family car is an SUV.  It has a name:  The Beast.  It does not
> fit in the garage:  it is longer than the distance between the wall and the
> garage door.
> It was necessary when we bought it brand new in 1999 because we had four
> children and two or three foster children (8 or 9 in our family).  Now it's
> just me, my hubby and our 7 year old.  Seats 8 comfortably.  Over 180K
> miles.  44 gallon tank.  TEN cup holders!  Less than 12 miles per gallon
> highway.
> It's paid for.  Now what should we do?
> Jeanene
> -If you spin around on your chair really fast, things around here will make
> a lot more sense.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> Signs Your SUV Is Too Big
> ~ Your garage is larger than your house.
> ~ Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as
> "downsizing."
> ~ It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo
> Metro into orbit.
> ~ It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down
> into an entire field, complete with goals.
> ~ You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's
> seat.
> ~ Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.
> ~ Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.
> ~ The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.
>
>
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