[GCFL-discuss] [GCFL.net] Daylight Saving Time

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

 When I was in school, we had a kid who used any excuse to be late.
Needless to say, the morning after the spring clock-change he would
traipse in an hour late.  I remember in 6th grade wondering if he would
show up early when we changed the clock back in the fall.  
Right!
He showed up an hour late.  The teacher asked him why he was late.  He
said he had not changed the clock in his bedroom the night before, but
someone else had, after he had gone to bed.  When he woke up and saw the
time, he figured he was an hour early so he went back to sleep.
I remember the teacher asking him what toothpaste he uses.  He replied
"Polident".  The teacher retorted, "Goldberg, [not his real name] you're
such a liar, even your teeth are false."

greenBubble 



Subject: [GCFL.net] Daylight Saving Time

Daylight Saving Time

Yesterday, Sunday, was the day most of our nation went on
"Daylight Saving Time." In Sunday School one of the class
members told that during the night he "woke and remembered
that no one had changed the time on the clock" so he got up
and advanced the time one hour.

Some time later during the night his wife "woke and
remembered that no one had changed the time on the clock" so
she got up and advanced the time one hour.

Needless to say they got to church early!

Received from Bob Bailey.