[GCFL-discuss] dentures

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

Dentures can't make you talk more either... but it's still funny!

jp

On Wed, Jul 6, 2011 at 21:20, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List <
gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote:

> **
> Dentures don't hurt. There isn't a nerve inside them. All they can do is
> pinch. Then it would be the gums (still) that hurt.
>
> Siarlys
>
> On Wed, 6 Jul 2011 09:50:51 -0400 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
> List" <gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> writes:
>
> John
> I just came across this joke.  I'm told it's an oldie, but to me it was
> new.
>
>
> A minister had his last teeth pulled and got a new set of dentures.
> The following weekend, he only spoke for five minutes.
> The second time, he spoke for ten minutes.
> The third time, he spoke for an hour and a half.
>
> When pressed for an explanation, he said that the first week, his gums were
> sore and he couldn't speak.  The second week his gums were fine, but his
> dentures hurt.  The third week, he mistakenly took his wife's dentures, and
> couldn't stop talking.
>
>
>
> greenBubble
>
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