[GCFL-discuss] [GCFL.net] Getting In Late

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

John,
Oh, this was a laugh-out-loud funny one!
When growing up, "crap" and "farted" weren't words I ever heard. Now 
they are in common usage.  I don't like them personally, but would you 
believe these two passed MY censor (me)?  I thought this funny was 
hysterically funny!  My parents were teetotalers, so I would think twice 
about sending this to my dad, but I really do think it would crack him 
up, too, as it shows the folly of drinking.
Thanks for the apology, I am sure some needed it, but it was GOOD in my 
book both ways.
Jeanene (not much red left)


On 8/14/2012 12:00 AM, The Good, Clean Funnies List wrote:
> Getting In Late
>
> The other night I was invited out for a night with the guys.
> I told my wife that I would be home by midnight... "I
> promise!"
>
> Well, the hours passed quickly and the beer was going down
> way too easy. At 3 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
> Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
> started up and cuckooed three times.
>
> Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed
> another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for having
> such a rapid, witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a
> possible conflict.
>
> The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I
> told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Got
> away with that one, I thought!
>
> Then she told me we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked
> her why she said, "Well, last night it cuckooed 3 times,
> then said, 'Oh*crap*,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
> throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
> more, and then*farted*."