[GCFL-discuss] [GCFL.net] Getting In Late

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

I agree with Jeanene on all counts. I wasn't offended, when the apology
reminded me, its true that's not language I generally use or appreciate,
and I found it funny.

(For clean humor along the same lines, there is nothing like the man
whose wife told him next morning "The bar just called. You left your
wheelchair again."

Siarlys

On Mon, 20 Aug 2012 00:52:40 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> writes:
> John,
> Oh, this was a laugh-out-loud funny one!
> When growing up, "crap" and "farted" weren't words I ever heard. Now 
> 
> they are in common usage.  I don't like them personally, but would 
> you 
> believe these two passed MY censor (me)?  I thought this funny was 
> hysterically funny!  My parents were teetotalers, so I would think 
> twice 
> about sending this to my dad, but I really do think it would crack 
> him 
> up, too, as it shows the folly of drinking.
> Thanks for the apology, I am sure some needed it, but it was GOOD in 
> my 
> book both ways.
> Jeanene (not much red left)
> 
> 
> On 8/14/2012 12:00 AM, The Good, Clean Funnies List wrote:
> > Getting In Late
> >
> > The other night I was invited out for a night with the guys.
> > I told my wife that I would be home by midnight... "I
> > promise!"
> >
> > Well, the hours passed quickly and the beer was going down
> > way too easy. At 3 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
> > Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
> > started up and cuckooed three times.
> >
> > Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed
> > another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for having
> > such a rapid, witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a
> > possible conflict.
> >
> > The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I
> > told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Got
> > away with that one, I thought!
> >
> > Then she told me we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked
> > her why she said, "Well, last night it cuckooed 3 times,
> > then said, 'Oh*crap*,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
> > throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
> > more, and then*farted*."
> 
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