[GCFL-discuss] Sign of the times...

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

I thought it was quite ready for prime time.

Its no more embarrassing than talk of a Roundyon Virgin, or Gladly the
Cross-Eyed Bear. Children can't be expected to know the intricacies of
doctrine. Jesus loves me should be quite enough.

Siarlys

On Wed, 3 Dec 2014 21:13:42 -0800 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> writes:
Ouch, tha'ts painful John. Sad to see kids don't know the good news.


Lance



On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 9:12 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List <gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote:

This is too embarrassing to send to the list, but it is definitely a sign
of the times...


A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon,
he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking
questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time,
asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very
dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a
little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy
said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four
hours you are supposed to call the doctor."


John



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