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Some Celebrity Quotes Date: Sent Monday, April 14, 2025 Category: None

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"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." - Isaac Asimov

"Money is not everything, but it ranks right up there with oxygen." - Zig Ziglar

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'" - Rodney Dangerfield

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." - His Holiness the Dalai Lama

"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." - Dale Carnegie

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." - Dennis Wholey

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." - Margaret Mead

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." - Abraham Lincoln

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz

"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson

Received from Wayne Onaka.