[GCFL-discuss] FW: See for yourself

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On Thu, Aug 05, 2004 at 09:44:50PM -0500, gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net wrote:
> I almost forwarded it to John Kerry's web site, but I'm sure they have
> someone receiving copies on a regular basis. This kind of stuff is
> heavily used by both sides in elections these days, and generally only
> impresses those already committed to the candidate putting it out. The
> theory is that is may influence one or two percent of undecided voters
> also. If Rudy Guliani said the sun was shining, I would grab a raincoat
> before stepping out the door to look for myself. Most undecided voters
> don't make up their mind until the day of the election, and I kind of
> think their decision then is based on "what kind of mood am I in now?"

You're probably right...

Hey, here's something I received that I thought all of you
might enjoy.  I probably won't use it for GCFL because I
almost never send political jokes out since they seem to
upset as much as they bring laughter.


Subject: Senior for Kerry

I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I
had an extremely well paying job. I took numerous
vacations and had several vacation homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire
life change for the worse.

I lost my job.
I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.
I lost my homes.
I lost my health insurance.
As a matter of fact, I lost virtually everything and
became homeless.

Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me
living like an animal, instead of helping me, they
arrested me!

I will do anything to insure President Bush's defeat in
the next election.

I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that
a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. GW
Bush has to go.

I just thought you would like to know how one senior
citizen views the Bush Administration.

Thank you for taking time to read my letter.

Sincerely,
Saddam Hussein


- John

-- 
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me...
They're cramming for their final exam!

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