[GCFL-discuss] The Atheist and the Loch Ness Monster

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Yolanda
You left out the punchline.

 

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was
attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him
and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!" 

G-d said to him, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
 
To which the atheist answered, "Well, 5 minutes ago I didn't believe in the
Loch Ness Monster, either. 
 


greenBubble 

:)
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