[GCFL-discuss] CHAIN E-MAILS

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  This was kinda funny,
 Jeff
   

FORWARD:

To all my friends, THANKS to YOU for sending ME CHAIN LETTERS in 2003: 



* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for 
removing toilet stains. 
 
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected 
with AIDS. 
 
* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause 
cancer. 

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes 
I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone 
will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. 
 
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a 
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls 
to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo. 
 
 
* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they 
contain may turn me gay. 
 
* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing 
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that 
are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs. 
 
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get 
sick from the rat feces and urine. 
 
* I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at 
any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys

and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. 
 
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl 
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl,

she's been 7 since 1993... 
 
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I 
participated in their special e-mail program. 
 
* My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid 
vacation to Disneyland. (and don't forget APPLEBEES) 
 
* But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I

broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell. 
 
IMPORTANT NOTE: 
If you send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 
10 seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7pm.
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