[GCFL-discuss] Lawn Mower Sale

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A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a
bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a
lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the
preacher.

"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle",
said the little boy. After a moment of consideration, the
preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and after
riding the bike around a little while said, "Mister, you've
got yourself a deal."

The preacher took the mower and began to try to crank it. He
pulled on the string a few times with no response from the
mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I
can't get this mower to start."

The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it
to get it started." The preacher said, "I am a minister,
and I cannot cuss. It has been so long since I have been
saved that I do not even remember how to cuss."

The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep
pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya!"

Received from JPGHANSON.

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