[GCFL-discuss] [GCFL.net] How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

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On Thu, Jul 07, 2005 at 03:01:54PM -0700, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote:
> Dude this is sweet!!! My g/f has a Dachshund and that soooo much like her
> dog! Thanks John!
> 
> God bless ya'll!
> Lance
> John 8:32 "You will know the Truth and the Truth will set you free."
> 
> On Thu,  7 Jul 2005 03:00:07 -0500 (CDT) "The Good, Clean Funnies List"
> <gcfl-info at gcfl.net> writes:
> > 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
> > we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
> > worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
> > 
> > 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
> > that's not up to code.
> > 
> > 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
> > 
> > 4. Rottweiler: Make me.
> > 
> > 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
> > in the dark.
> > 
> > 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
> > light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
> > Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
> > 
> > 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
> > people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed
> > any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no
> > one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
> > 
> > 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
> > bouncing off the walls and furniture.
> > 
> > 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
> > see a light bulb?
> > 
> > 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
> > carpet in the dark.
> > 
> > 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
> > 
> > 12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there
> > ...
> > 
> > 13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
> > 
> > 14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
> > in a little circle ...
> > 
> > 15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
> > he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my
> > nails will be dry.
> > 
> > The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
> > change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will
> > it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
> > massage?"
> > 
> > ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
> > MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
> > 
> > Received from Glen F Davis.
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