[GCFL-discuss] Fw: horseback riding

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ROFL! That's awesome!!! Thanks Carla!

Lance
John 8:32 "You will know the Truth and the Truth will set you free."

On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 13:08:42 -0400 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> writes:
 horseback riding

A young blond woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has
had no lessons or prior experience. 

She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
action. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blond
begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's
mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway! 

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.
Finally, loosing her frail grip, the blond attempts to leap away from the
horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes
entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter,
sees her and unplugs the horse.


Carla
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