[GCFL-discuss] The Stopped Burglar

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

Hey all.  I thought you might enjoy this joke.
  Frank
   
   
  An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church
  services when she was startled by an intruder.  She caught the man in the act of
  robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"  (Repent and
  be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
   
   
  The burglar stopped in his tracks.  The woman calmly called the police and
  explained what she had done.  As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
  asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?  All the old lady did was
  yell a scripture to you".
   
  "Scripture?" replied the burglar.  "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
   
   

		
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