[GCFL-discuss] Headlines for the year 2029

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

WOW It sure does make you think though! Thanks Frank!

Lance

On 7/10/06, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List <
gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote:
>
> Ok! Ok!  I know some of this is not funny.  But, it makes you think that
> maybe we are worrying about stuff that doesn't need to be worried about.
> Or, we go too far the other way in trying to fix it.
> Frank
>
>
>  Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
> largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
> White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
> Mexifornia's third language.
>  Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
> livestock.
>  Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
>  Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>  Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
> the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and
> Lebanon
> ).
> Iran
> still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years
> before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>  France
> pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
> Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
> legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>  George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>  Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
> mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
>  85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
> loss.
>  Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
>  Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
> speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
>  Massachusetts
> executes last remaining conservative.
> Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil
> rights.
>  Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
>  New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
> swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
>  Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
> contributions to campaign accounts.
>  IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>
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