[GCFL-discuss] Headlines for the year 2029

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

Ok! Ok!  I know some of this is not funny.  But, it makes you think that maybe we are worrying about stuff that doesn't need to be worried about.  Or, we go too far the other way in trying to fix it.
  Frank
   
   
  
  Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh 
  largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. 
  White minorities still trying to have English recognized as 
  Mexifornia's third language.
  
  Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and 
  livestock.
  
  Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
  
  Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
  
  Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of 
  the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and 
  Lebanon).
  
  Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 
  more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
  
  France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
  
  Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported 
  legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
  
  George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
  
  Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces 
  mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
  
  85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight 
  loss.
  
  Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
  
  Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter 
  speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
  
  Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
  
  Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil 
  rights.
  
  Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
  
  New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly 
  swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
  
  Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political 
  contributions to campaign accounts.
  
  IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

 			
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