[GCFL-discuss] FW: [GCFL.net] Lesson in Marketing

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the short answer is that that was my CB handle when CBs were big.  With
the advent of cellphones, they kind of went the way of 8-track tapes.
 
Of course, you might then ask why was that my CB handle.  Now, that
requires a long answer.
 

greenBubble 

Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] FW: [GCFL.net] Lesson in Marketing



Even funnier!
Thanks greenBubble.
And WHY is your handle greenBubble???
Jeanene
 
 

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	This is an old Jewish joke, which sounds  much better in
Yiddish.  The way I heard it, is that they are standing outside a large
church, on opposite sides of the entrance, one wearing Hassidic garb,
and the other in a priest's habit, with collar.  Everyone comes by,
gives the rabbi a dirty look and gives a donation to the priest.

	The pastor of the church comes out and points out that the rabbi
is kind of out of place. At which time the "rabbi" says to the "priest",
in Yiddish, "Er zugt uns vi azoi tsu machen a geshesft. ("He's telling
us how to run our business.")

	greenBubble 



	Subject: [GCFL.net] Lesson in Marketing

	Lesson in Marketing

	Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome -

	one has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of

	David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put

	money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.

	A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people

	giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the

	beggar behind the Star of David. Finally, the priest goes

	over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My

	poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic

	country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't

	going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of

	David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside

	a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give

	to him just out of spite."

	The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest,

	turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe,

	look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about

	marketing."

	Received from Charlie Luchessa.

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