[GCFL-discuss] FW: [GCFL.net] Bikers

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WOW Crazy man. What is society coming to?
~Lance

On 5/6/08, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List <gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net>
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>    Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2008 3:00 AM
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>    Subject: [GCFL.net] Bikers
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>    Bikers
>
>    A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three
>
>    Hell's Angels bikers walked in.
>
>    The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette
>
>    into the old man's pie, and then he took a seat at the
>
>    counter.
>
>    The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old
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>    man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.
>
>    The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old
>
>    man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
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>    Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the
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>    diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the
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>    waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
>
>    The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver, either.
>
>    He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
>
> This was on today's news:
>
> greenBubble
>
>
>    Monday, May 5th 2008, 1:42 PM
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>    *NASHUA, N.H.*<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Nashua+(New+Hampshire)>- After a Red Sox-Yankees argument spilled outside a bar, a Yankee fan aimed
>    her car at a group of people to scare them and didn't brake, hitting and
>    killing a man, authorities and witnesses said.
>
>    The Yankees fan, *Ivonne Hernandez*<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Ivonne+Hernandez>,
>    was arraigned Monday on reckless second-degree murder and drunken driving
>    charges and was held without bail. She did not enter a plea.
>
>    Hernandez, 43, was speeding early Friday toward a small group that
>    included the man, *Matthew Beaudoin*<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Matthew+Beaudoin>,
>    29, and never hit her brakes, a prosecutor said Monday.
>
>    "She accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went
>    directly at this group of people," prosecutor *Susan Morrell*<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Susan+Morrell>said. "She indicated to police that she wanted to scare this group of
>    people. She thought they would get out of the way."
>
>    Beaudoin died of massive head trauma at a hospital, Morrell said.
>
>    Hernandez, of Nashua, was arrested at the scene. She said she had
>    been drinking and refused to take a breath-alcohol test, said Morrell.
>    Hernandez said she had been in an argument with the group.
>
>    Hernandez's public defender, *James Quay*<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/James+Quay>,
>    did not immediately return a call seeking comment.
>
>    Authorities won't describe the argument, but witnesses said it
>    heated up when Hernandez identified herself as a *New York Yankees*<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/New+York+Yankees>fan. Like the rest of
>    *New Hampshire* <http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/New+Hampshire>,
>    Nashua, 45 miles northwest of *Boston*<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Boston+Red+Sox>,
>    is Red Sox country.
>
>    Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at
>    least one person in a group that included Beaudoin began chanting against
>    the Yankees when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez's car.
>
>    Hernandez allegedly gunned her car and struck Beaudoin and *Maria
>    Hughes* <http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Maria+Hughes>, 21. Hughes
>    had only minor injuries, which Beaudoin's sister Faith said was because her
>    brother shielded Hughes, a friend.
>
>
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