[GCFL-discuss] FW: [GCFL.net] Bikers

Tue May 6 11:00:57 CDT 2008

 Remember this funny?

	Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2008 3:00 AM
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	Subject: [GCFL.net] Bikers

	Bikers

	A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three
	Hell's Angels bikers walked in.

	The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette
	into the old man's pie, and then he took a seat at the
	counter.

	The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old
	man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.

	The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old
	man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

	Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the
	diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the
	waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

	The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver, either.
	He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

This was on today's news:

greenBubble 

	Monday, May 5th 2008, 1:42 PM 
	NASHUA, N.H.
<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Nashua+(New+Hampshire)>  - After a
Red Sox-Yankees argument spilled outside a bar, a Yankee fan aimed her
car at a group of people to scare them and didn't brake, hitting and
killing a man, authorities and witnesses said.
	The Yankees fan, Ivonne Hernandez
<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Ivonne+Hernandez> , was arraigned
Monday on reckless second-degree murder and drunken driving charges and
was held without bail. She did not enter a plea.
	Hernandez, 43, was speeding early Friday toward a small group
that included the man, Matthew Beaudoin
<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Matthew+Beaudoin> , 29, and never hit
her brakes, a prosecutor said Monday.
	"She accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went
directly at this group of people," prosecutor Susan Morrell
<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Susan+Morrell>  said. "She indicated
to police that she wanted to scare this group of people. She thought
they would get out of the way."
	Beaudoin died of massive head trauma at a hospital, Morrell
said.
	Hernandez, of Nashua, was arrested at the scene. She said she
had been drinking and refused to take a breath-alcohol test, said
Morrell. Hernandez said she had been in an argument with the group.
	Hernandez's public defender, James Quay
<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/James+Quay> , did not immediately
return a call seeking comment.
	Authorities won't describe the argument, but witnesses said it
heated up when Hernandez identified herself as a New York Yankees
<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/New+York+Yankees>  fan. Like the rest
of New Hampshire <http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/New+Hampshire> ,
Nashua, 45 miles northwest of Boston
<http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Boston+Red+Sox> , is Red Sox country.
	Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at
least one person in a group that included Beaudoin began chanting
against the Yankees when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez's car.
	Hernandez allegedly gunned her car and struck Beaudoin and Maria
Hughes <http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Maria+Hughes> , 21. Hughes had
only minor injuries, which Beaudoin's sister Faith said was because her
brother shielded Hughes, a friend.

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