[GCFL-discuss] Fwd: You Think You've Got It Bad

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

Ehhh? If you want to upset me, you'll have to find something with a bit
more humor and creativity than that.

Siarlys

P.S. Of course I'm disappointed by President Obama. He hasn't done
everything exactly the way I would have, and I KNOW my way would be the
absolute best. But then, he's not me. Neither is anyone else likely to be
elected.

Ambrose Bierce defined "President" as, the leading member of a small
group of men of whom, and of whom only, it is known for a fact that a
large number of their fellow countrymen did not want them to be
President.

This was followed by a verse of bad poetry with the theme that for all we
know, some of us who have never run would have been elected unanimously
by popular acclaim.

P.P.S. greenBubble, what the liberal media do to Obama is far more
damaging than Fox News & Co. The liberals are afraid of their own
shadows, and always chattering at length about how this is going to hurt
Obama and that is going to hurt Obama and this demographic might be
turning against Obama etc. All the "conservative" media do is loudly
proclaim him to be wrong on everything, which is about what we all expect
them to say.

On Tue, 4 Feb 2014 08:23:20 -0600 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> writes:
I can't send this to the main list, but I don't mind upsetting you guys!
;-) - John



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From: dadiodio



Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
credit-card bills, and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,
he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum
let our kids worry about the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the
interest. Also, he has been so arrogant, and abusive toward our neighbors
that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd
bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up
our bills even more. He has also gotten religious. One week he hangs out
with Catholics, the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ,
and the next he's with Muslims. Finally, he's demanding that before
anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.
It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed, Lost
 
Dear Lost,
Suck it up, and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the
White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for
everything. You can divorce the jerk anytime. The rest of us are stuck
with him for 3 more years.
Abby






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