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Costume Costume
Date: Sent Friday, October 31, 2025
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Our six year old son was all excited about his Halloween costume. "I'm going to be the Pope," he said.

"Jake, you can't be the Pope," I said. "You're not Catholic. You're Lutheran."

Jake hadn't thought about that. So he considered his alternatives. After a few minutes, he asked,

"Is Dracula a Lutheran?"

Received from Pastor Tim.


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