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Let Sleeping Accountants Lie
Date: Sent Tuesday, June 3, 2025
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his physician.

"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."

"Have you tried counting sheep?"

"That's the problem I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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