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and click the subscribe button! It is that easy! | Good, Clean Funny of the Day | Friday, January 17, 2025 |
Buddy Hackett   
Date: Sent Friday, January 17, 2025
Category: None | Rating: 2.84/5 (32 votes)
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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"
I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.
I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the [golf] cart.
I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.
There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison; and other people just hate him regular.
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