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Birthday TV
Date: Sent Wednesday, February 19, 2025
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My sister gave me a 13" TV for my birthday. She had gotten it for free when she bought a used large screen TV for the living room. The original owners said they didn't use the 13" TV much because it would shut off after a while.

After checking out the on-screen menu features, I found there was a sleep timer set for 90 minutes.

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.


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