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Jimmy Fallon Quotes   
Date: Sent Friday, December 12, 2025
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Researchers in the U.K. have developed a vegetable called "super broccoli" designed to fight heart disease. Not to be outdone, researchers in America
have developed a way to stuff an Oreo inside another Oreo.
Meanwhile, researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird: If you're married,
it's actually located in your wife's brain.
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because
what can go wrong when you combine the efficiency of government with the accuracy of weathermen?
A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an
accordion will die alone.
Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, "Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?"
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea
bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!"
Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.
The pipeline would run from Canada to the Gulf Coast. It'll be the biggest underground structure leading into the U.S. Then people in Mexico said, 'Eh
. . . second biggest.'
- From AZquotes.com
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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