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The Preacher   
Date: Sent Monday, March 1, 2021
Category: None | Rating: 3.59/5 (27 votes)
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A preacher was riding his bicycle down the street when he noticed a little boy standing in a yard next to the curb with a lawn mower. He asked the
little fellow what he was doing, to which the little fellow replied, "I want to sell this mower so I can buy a bicycle."
The preacher said, "Well son I need a lawn mower and I have this bicycle. Maybe we can work out a trade. Why don't you ride my bicycle around the
block and see what you think about it?"
The little boy went around the block and when he returned the preacher was sitting on the curb red faced and out of breath. The preacher said, "I have
pulled on this rope since you left and I can't get this thing to start."
The little boy softly said, "You have to cuss."
The preacher replied, "I haven't cussed in so long I have forgotten how."
The little boy replied, "if you pull on that rope long enough you will remember."
Received from Anonymous.
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