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Keeping Secrets   
Date: Sent Monday, July 24, 2017
Category: None | Rating: 3.90/5 (131 votes)
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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a
secret."
"I don't know about that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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