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and click the subscribe button! It is that easy! | Good, Clean Funny of the Day | Friday, September 29, 2023 |
Aging   
Date: Sent Friday, September 29, 2023
Category: None | Rating: 3.92/5 (36 votes)
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I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to
blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
But..... Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!
Received from Pat Miller.
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