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Door Sign
Date: Sent Tuesday, July 7, 2020
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Rating: 2.38/5 (80 votes)
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A guy tells his psychiatrist, "I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won't budge."

The psychiatrist muses, "Interesting. But tell me, what does the sign on the door say?"

The guy replies, "It says, 'Pull.'"

Received from Steve Sanderson.

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