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Dangers of Technology
Date: Sent Thursday, February 22, 2024
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At a Sacramento PC User's Group meeting (many years ago), a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down.

Just then someone in the back of the room yelled, "Format C: Return."

Someone else chimed in: "Yes, Return."

Unfortunately, the software worked.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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