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Date: Sent Wednesday, November 4, 2026
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Rating: 2.67/5 (3 votes)
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I worked in a shoe factory, but found it tied up too much of my time.

I worked in a cherry processing plant, but it was the pits.

For a while I made drums, until they told me to beat it.

I worked as a surgeon, but I was too much of a cut-up.

I got a job as a carpenter, but soon got bored with the job.

I liked the job I had as a car mechanic; it really gave me a lift. After a while, though, I had to take a break.

I was a railroad engineer until I got sidetracked.

I was a baker, but didn't make enough dough.

Received from Ryan.


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