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Naming the Suspects
Date: Sent Tuesday, August 14, 2018
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Rating: 3.82/5 (160 votes)
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The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals:

"We knew Army cadets were involved because they cut through two fences to get to the goats, and 15 feet away there was an unlocked gate."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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