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Hymns for Professionals
Date: Sent Wednesday, August 17, 2022
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DENTIST: Crown Him with many crowns

CONTRACTORS: The church's one foundation

OBSTETRICIANS: Come, labor on

GOLFERS: There is a green hill far away

POLITICIANS: Standing on the promises

LIBRARIANS: Let all mortal flesh keep silence

LAWYERS: In the hour of trial

DRY CLEANERS: O for a faith that will not shrink

CREDIT CARD USERS: A charge to keep have I

CENSUS TAKERS: All people that on earth do dwell

TAXATION OFFICERS: We give thee but thine own

TRAFFIC ENGINEERS: Where cross the crowded ways of life

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