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Colorful Meal
Date: Sent Tuesday, March 3, 2026
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Over dinner, I explained the health benefits of a colorful meal to my family. "The more colors, the more variety of nutrients," I told them. Pointing to our food, I asked, "How many different colors do you see?"

"Six," volunteered my daughter. "Seven if you count the burned parts."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.


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