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|Good, Clean Funny of the Day||Friday, September 21, 2018|
|Good News, Bad News |
Date: Sent Friday, September 21, 2018
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God called down to Moses and said, "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?"
Moses replied, "Most merciful God, if I have brought you any favor, please give me the good news first."
"Moses, the good news is that I've chosen you to deliver my people from bondage," God answered. "I will force Pharaoh to release my children by
causing years of pestilence in Egypt. There will be plagues of locusts and frogs and incredible devastation upon the land. Pharaoh's armies will chase
you as you try to leave, but do not fear because I will part the waters of the Red Sea to aid in your escape."
"And the bad news?" Moses inquired.
"You have to prepare the Environmental Impact Statement," God replied.
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