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Monday, September 28, 2020

Previous Funny Email to a Friend Archive Index Random Funny Printer friendly Next Funny Grocery Bag Date: Sent Monday, September 28, 2020 Category: None Rating: 3.94/5 (102 votes) Click a button to cast your vote 0 1 2 3 4 5 It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried-looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing to the floor. "They just don't make these bags like they used to," the clerk quipped to the customer. "That was supposed to happen in your driveway!" Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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