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Things I learnt in Alabama   
Date: Sent Thursday, April 16, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 2.62/5 (29 votes)
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Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Alabama.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Alabama, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
Onced and Twiced are words--Jist like 'twixed'--like twixed and tween.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
And let us never forget, it's not a garden hose or simply hose, it's a "hosepipe" (one word). "dat's rite--ain't you got no learning?"
Fire ants consider yore skin as a picnic.
People actually grow and eat okra--even when it is fried.
"Mamanem" means the whole family. ("Are mama-n-em comin?")
There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's only dinner and then there's supper.
"Backards and forwards" means I know everything about you.
"Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat yet?"
Received from DMPearsall.
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