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Quilting the Charmin   
Date: Sent Thursday, August 13, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 2.75/5 (20 votes)
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I grew up in a big family, six kids. Seven, if you count my dad. Man, he got all the attention, being the youngest.
I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it, can't eat it, can't taste it. At the end of the show they hold it up to the camera:
"Well, here it is. You can't have any. Goodbye."
Why do they have the back pain medicine on the bottom shelf at the pharmacy?
I'm the intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can't get a man.
I was in the bathroom and my son yelled through the door, "Dad, are you going to the bathroom?" I said, "Nope. I'm quilting the Charmin."
Received from Richard G Wimer.
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