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Never Married  
Date: Sent Monday, October 21, 2024
Category: None | Rating: 4.17/5 (29 votes)
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A friend asked a gentleman why he never married. He replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the
perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I
really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.
"It turns out she was looking for the perfect man."
Received from Chaplain's Notes.
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