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Steve Martin's Humor   
Date: Sent Friday, June 20, 2025
Category: None | Rating: 3.56/5 (16 votes)
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Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A
gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïvet�(C), that fabulous quality that keeps
you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
How many people have never raised their hand before?
I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're
crouching and hidden.
Communication has changed so rapidly in the last 20 years, it's almost impossible to predict what might occur even in the next decade. E-mail, which
now sends data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light, has replaced primitive forms of communication such as smoke signals, which sent
data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light.
I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night.
From AZquotes.com
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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