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Good, Clean Funny of the DayFriday, June 2, 2023
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Price of Tomatoes
Date: Sent Friday, June 2, 2023
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Rating: 4.11/5 (36 votes)
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Customer: "How much are these tomatoes?"

Owner: "Ninety-nine cents a pound."

Customer: "What? The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!"

Owner: "Then why don't you shop there?"

Customer: "They don't have any today."

Owner: "Well, when I don't have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!"

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