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Grocery Bag
Date: Sent Monday, September 28, 2020
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Rating: 3.94/5 (102 votes)
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It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order.

As the harried-looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing to the floor.

"They just don't make these bags like they used to," the clerk quipped to the customer. "That was supposed to happen in your driveway!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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