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Don't Hurt Me
Date: Sent Friday, March 1, 2024
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Rating: 2.83/5 (46 votes)
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Me: (sobbing, eyes swollen, nose red) I can't see you anymore. I am not going to let you hurt me like this again!

Trainer: It was a sit up! You did one sit up.

Received from Steven C Sanderson.

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