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Number of Sheep
Date: Sent Wednesday, August 16, 2017
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An actuary and a farmer were traveling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1,248 sheep out there."

The farmer replied, "Amazing. By chance, I know the owner, and the figure is absolutely correct. How did you count them so quickly?"

The actuary answered, "Easy -- I just counted the number of legs and divided by four."

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