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and click the subscribe button! It is that easy! | Good, Clean Funny of the Day | Thursday, February 12, 2026 |
The Flat   
Date: Sent Thursday, February 12, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 2.67/5 (108 votes)
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This rich man was driving along one day and had a flat on his little sports car. He tried to call the Auto Club on his cell phone but was unable
to.
He thought, "I can do this; I can fix this flat." He finally located the jack, and after some time, he figured out how to operate it. He jacked up the
car, found the lug wrench, and as he took each lug nut off, he would throw it over his shoulder into the tall grass.
He was standing there scratching his head, wondering what to do, when he heard a voice behind him saying, "Mister, if you will take one lug nut off
each of the other wheels and put them on that wheel, you will be able to drive to town and get more lug nuts to replace the ones you threw away."
The man then realized he had stopped next to an insane asylum. He said, "Man, that's an insane asylum. What are you doing in there?"
The man in the insane asylum said, "I'm in here for insanity, not stupidity."
Received from The Moonman.
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