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You Might Be a Geek...
Date: Sent Monday, August 17, 2026
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Rating: 1.33/5 (15 votes)
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- You tend to save power cords from broken appliances.

- You once took the back off your TV just to see what's inside.

- A teacher once wrote, "I don't fully understand it, but it looks like an 'A'" on your paper.

- You've used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.

- You rotate your screen savers more often than your automobile tires.

- Your I.Q. is a higher number than your weight.

- Your toddler asks why the sky is blue, and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory.

- You ran the sound system at your senior prom.

- Your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone.

- You can type seventy words a minute but can't read your own handwriting.

- You know what "https" stands for.

- You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.

Received from Timothy Anger.


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