GCFL.net: Good, Clean Funnies List
Quick Search
 How To Help Us
 View Funnies
 Archive Index
 Search Funnies
 Mailing List
 Site Map
 Contact Us

Receive the Daily Funny Email

Make a donation with PayPal

Welcome Friday, June 14, 2024

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!

GCFL is an acronym for the Good, Clean Funnies List. GCFL.net is a web page and mailing list for distributing one GOOD, CLEAN joke a day, five days a week, for free! We hope you will enjoy a joke in the morning before the start of your day that you will want to share with your family and friends.

If you like your email box filled with jokes both clean and rated, you should join any one of the other humor lists. However, if you want only one joke a day (no more than five per week) that are clean enough to share with your family and friends, GCFL.net is the list for you.

To get GCFL via email, type in your email address in the space on the left and click the subscribe button! It is that easy!

Good, Clean Funny of the DayFriday, June 14, 2024
Previous Funny
Email to a Friend
Email to
a Friend
Archive Index
Go to Random Funny
Printer friendly
Next Funny

Nervous Navy Chaplain
Date: Sent Friday, June 14, 2024
Category: None
Rating: 2.80/5 (15 votes)
Click a button to cast your vote

My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and view the body.

"Will the family now come forward and pass around the bier," said my father. He cringed inwardly when he heard his own words.

Later, as my father was leaving, he overheard two of the cemetery workers talking. "I didn't get any beer," one said. "Did you?"

"You heard the chaplain," the other replied. "It was just for the family."

Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Mary Edel Denman

Received from WITandWISDOM.

The Latest Funnies
  Nervous Navy Chaplain
  Unwanted Piano
  Race Horses
  Italian Pasta Diet
  Milton Berle Quotes
  One Question
  Boasting Horse
  Redecorating Bathroom
  Garbage Collection Service
  Stolen Wallet
  Biting Fingernails
  Jack Benny Quotes
  Dog License
  Tax Evasion Trial
  The wit and wisdom of George Burns
  Lawyer's Son
  Music Director
  Red Skelton Quotes
  Dining Problem

© Copyright 1996-2024, GCFL.net.
Make a donation with PayPal