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and click the subscribe button! It is that easy! | Good, Clean Funny of the Day | Wednesday, September 30, 2026 |
You Won't Hear This on TV   
Date: Sent Wednesday, September 30, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 3.79/5 (29 votes)
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"Since absolutely nothing interesting happened today, we're just going to give you the weather and call it a night."
"Now that I've had a few minutes to consider it, Mr. Springer, I think my wife has a valid point..."
"Due to the extremely graphic nature of this program, we've changed our minds and decided not to show it at all."
"I don't really care if our team wins this game. I'm so exhausted I just want to get it over with."
"Since our ministry has all the money it needs at present, we won't be asking for any funds for the next six months."
"We're going to be running at least eight commercials now, so this would be a good time for you to get a snack."
Received from Richard G Wimer.
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