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Friday, June 2, 2023

Previous Funny Email to a Friend Archive Index Random Funny Printer friendly Next Funny Price of Tomatoes Date: Sent Friday, June 2, 2023 Category: None Rating: 4.07/5 (28 votes) Click a button to cast your vote 0 1 2 3 4 5 Customer: "How much are these tomatoes?" Owner: "Ninety-nine cents a pound." Customer: "What? The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!" Owner: "Then why don't you shop there?" Customer: "They don't have any today." Owner: "Well, when I don't have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!" Received from Mikey's Funnies.

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