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A Snail Crosses the Road
Date: Sent Wednesday, October 5, 2022
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Rating: 2.78/5 (9 votes)
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A snail crosses the road to go to his brother's house. He was in the middle of the road when he was run over by a turtle!

When he came to the doctor and his brother were standing over him.

The doctor asked, "Mr. Snail. Are you OK?"

His brother said, "What happened brother?"

The snail sat up and said, "Yes doctor. I'm fine. I don't know what happened...it all happened so fast."

Received from The Daily Groaner.

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