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Meeting With Future Son-in-law
Date: Sent Friday, February 21, 2020
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A man was very eager to meet his future son in law. His daughter had gotten engaged unexpectedly and this weekend would be their first time meeting him. He told all of his friends at work he had a whole list of questions to ask this young man.

On Saturday morning he invited his soon to be son-in-law out for a cup of coffee. As they began to talk, the father quickly found himself asking the questions that were weighing on his mind.

"Do you have a job? I know you just finished college and all, but how do you plan to support yourself and my daughter?"

The young man paused and said, "Well, God will provide."

The father then asked his second question, "Where do you intend to live? Do you have a house or apartment lined up for after the wedding?"

The young man paused and again, and with much conviction said, "God will provide."

The father waited a few moments before launching into his third question. "Son, do you have any money? Any savings? A financial nest egg?"

The young man looked him right in the eye and said again, "God will provide."

The following Monday all of the father's co-worker were curious to find out how it had gone meeting his future son-in-law.

The father smiled and said, "I kind of like the kid. He thinks I am God!"

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