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Monday, September 9, 2024

Previous Funny Email to a Friend Archive Index Random Funny Printer friendly Next Funny Car Needs Repair Date: Sent Monday, September 9, 2024 Category: None Rating: 4.48/5 (31 votes) Click a button to cast your vote 0 1 2 3 4 5 Jill's car was unreliable and she kept telling her husband John about it, but when he would drive it, it would always seem fine. So he dismissed it thinking that she was exaggerating. Then he got a call. John: "Hi honey." Jill: "My brakes went out. Can you come get me?" John: "What!? Where are you?" Jill: "I'm in the drugstore." John: "And where's the car?" Jill: "It's in here with me..." Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.

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