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Why Was My Grade So Low?   
Date: Sent Tuesday, December 10, 2024
Category: None | Rating: 1.49/5 (49 votes)
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Melissa went up to her college professor, ready to contest the grade she received in the class. "I don't understand why my grade was so low. How did I
do on my research paper?
After staring at her with a blank look, the professor responded. "Actually, you didn't turn in a research paper. You turned in a random assemblage of
sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly
seemed to be placed on the pages against their will.
Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interacting at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first
place.
You didn't submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation."
Received from Steve Sanderson.
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