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Good, Clean Funny of the DayFriday, November 16, 2018
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Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor
Date: Sent Friday, November 16, 2018
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Rating: 1.57/5 (54 votes)
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* The patient before you was a goat.

* Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS.

* He has an assistant named Igor.

* The local bar association named him "Client of the Year."

* Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.

* During surgery he has to keep repeating that "thigh bone connected to the knee bone" song.

* Mike Wallace and a film crew are hanging out in his waiting room.

* He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.

* You can beat him in a game of Operation.

* All his Medical books are from the Time-Life "Do-it-Yourself Series."

Received from Pastor Tim.

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