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Good, Clean Funny of the DayFriday, January 15, 2021
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More Dave Barry Quotes
Date: Sent Friday, January 15, 2021
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Rating: 3.17/5 (41 votes)
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Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

Received from Wayne Onaka.

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