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Good, Clean Funny of the DayFriday, December 3, 2021
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A Letter from My Grandfather
Date: Sent Friday, December 3, 2021
Category: None
Rating: 3.28/5 (43 votes)
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I've sure gotten old...

I've had two by-pass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.

Am half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.

But, thank heaven I still have my DRIVER'S LICENSE!

Ain't Florida great?

Received from Irene A. Mystery.

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