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Airplane Trip
Date: Sent Wednesday, July 16, 2025
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Two men were traveling on an airplane. About half-way through the trip the pilot made an announcement: "Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to tell you that one of our engines is not working, but don't worry, we have two back-up engines. Please expect a delay of one hour."

A few minutes later the pilot makes another announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have lost one of our back-up engines, but don't worry, we still have the other engine. This just means we'll be delayed two hours from our destination."

One man turned to the other and said: "We better not lose the third engine, or we'll be up here forever!"

Received from Laurie MacAulay.


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