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Happy New Year! Date: Sent Thursday, January 1, 1998 Category: None

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READY-MADE RESOLUTIONS FOR INTERNETers - 1998

* Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names and birthdays.

* Stop circulating the "Good Times Virus" and "Join the Crew" e-mail.

* Read all of the mail from all of the lists I have subscribed to.

* Limit my subscriptions of lists to a maximum of fifty.

* Back-up 4 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly.

* Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta.

* Insist that all "ten best" lists be strictly limited to ten.

* Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk.

* Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail.

* Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway.

* Try the e-mail version of the Mrs. Fields cookie recipe.

* Promise when I hear "Where do you want to go today?", I won't laugh. (Well, maybe not!)

* Think of a password other than "password" to use on web sites.

* Never "throw" another snowball via e-mail; at least not 'til next year.

Received from the ORIGINAL Joke of the Day!.