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Monday, July 28, 2025 |
Invaders in the dark  
Date: Sent Wednesday, April 3, 2002
Category: None | Rating: 4.01/5 (126 votes)
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One night at about 3am my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like sound
that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her.
She of course froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders. After a moment, satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the
door. Rodent scratchy sounds again!
She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom.
This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg! That was, of course, too much to bear. She literally flew the 8 feet to
the bed, clearing the foot board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side.
This is not a pleasant way to wake up. Scrambling into consciousness, now scared half to death myself, I managed to get the light on.
The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom.
Received from YashaNa1.
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