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Cannibal Jokes Date: Sent Thursday, May 16, 2002 Category: None

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A cannibal went to the tribe's witch doctor. "Doc, I've been feeling lousy lately."

"Hmmm," replied the witch doctor. "Let's review your diet. Are you eating man or animal?"

"Man, doc. We're eating those Catholic missionaries we caught last week."

"OK, tell me how you cook them."

"Same way as always, doc. We boil them up in the big pot."

"Hmmmm," pondered the witch doctor. "Tell me more about these Catholic missionaries."

"Well, funny thing, doc. They all look alike! They're short, fat, wear long robes, sandals, rope for belts, and are bald with a fringe of hair."

"Well, that's your problem right there," responded the witch doctor. "Those guys aren't boilers! Their friars!"

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Do you know why cannibals have large refrigerators? They need lots of elbow room.

Do you know what they did to the cannibal who came late to the missionary roast? They gave him the cold shoulder.

Received from Jeffrey Anderson.