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Short One & a Quote Date: Sent Thursday, May 30, 2002 Category: None

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Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a crow?
A. Downed power lines.

Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard

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