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Funny quotes Date: Sent Monday, June 10, 2002 Category: None

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"We've begun to long for the pitter patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet." --Rita Rudner

"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards in emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch." --Dave James

"College is spending $100 for a book, and $300 to prove you read it." --Unknown

"I hate flowers. I only paint them because they're cheaper than models and they don't move." --Georgia O'Keefe

"You know your children have grown up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going." --Unknown

When your wife says, "What do you think?" she is not asking for YOUR opinion. She is asking for HER opinion, from your mouth.

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