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Found On T-Shirts Date: Sent Friday, June 14, 2002 Category: None

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I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

Stupidity is NOT a handicap. Park elsewhere!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

God must love stupid people; he made so many.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

My Dog Can Lick Anyone!

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Received from WestiMom.