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Turtles Have Tiny Ears
Date: Sent Monday, July 15, 2002
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Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various jokes that pass through. I was flipping pages and found "Turtles have such tiny ears!" I couldn't remember the joke. After searching everyone's memory banks, one of the folks remembered: "Why is turtle wax so expensive?"

There are three signs of old age: Loss of memory, and I can't remember the other two. Again, one of the folks remembered: "Eyes, ears, knees, hair, teeth...."

Received from Earl G Demare.


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