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Turtles Have Tiny Ears Date: Sent Monday, July 15, 2002 Category: None | Rating: 2.58/5 (106 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various jokes that pass through. I was flipping pages and found
"Turtles have such tiny ears!" I couldn't remember the joke. After searching everyone's memory banks, one of the folks remembered: "Why is turtle wax
so expensive?"
There are three signs of old age: Loss of memory, and I can't remember the other two. Again, one of the folks remembered: "Eyes, ears, knees, hair,
teeth...."
Received from Earl G Demare.
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