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Thursday, November 28, 2024 |
Soooooooooooooo Blonde  
Date: Sent Thursday, July 25, 2002
Category: None | Rating: 4.10/5 (183 votes)
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/* It's been a while since we had any blonde jokes... Let's try to keep our sense of humor. These are great... I'm still laughing!
OK, this is the last time we'll mention donations for at least 6 months...
We are still asking for donations if you can swing it. However, it's NOT required to get GCFL! We've had a few people say they were going to
unsubscribe because they could not afford $1! NO! You can and will receive GCFL whether you send in a buck or not! Please, stay!
Anyway, if you have a spare dollar, and enjoy GCFL, please just put it in an envelope and mail it to us. Yes, you can send a buck in the mail! This
is not a bill! ;-) We will not cut off your power if we don't get your dollar.
So, for those of you that want to, here's our mailing address one more time:
GCFL, Box 100, Harvest, AL 35749
You can also use www.PayPal.com if you like (send to the email address gcfl@gcfl.net).
We're at about 75% of our goal, but I know we will reach our goal soon. Thank you to all of you (whether you donated or not) for being a part of
GCFL. If it wasn't for the demand for GCFL, it would not exist!
We hope you have a great day! */
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
He Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ...he thought General Motors was in the army.
...he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...he thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...under "education" on his job application, he put "Hooked on Phonics."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
He Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...he studied for a blood test.
...he thought he needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
...he sold the car for gas money!
...when he missed the 44 bus, he took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when he went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," he turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
...she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
Received From Shonna Young (GCFL member).
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